Little something to
think about
Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder
on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a
fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe
you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say
the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick
to the bottle?
Why do they use
sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have
a beard?
Why does Superman stop
bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots
wear helmets?
If people evolved from
apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that
mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly
return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will
have materialized?
Why do people keep
running over a
string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick
it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs
get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever
you attempt
to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to
knock something else over?
How come you never hear
father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity
is that one
out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental
illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's
you.